Heyy how have you been?

I’m doing good. Been lazing around my apartment…watching Netflix.

Poke :P are you single?

I’m forever single. -,-

Anyone want to come cuddle?

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

route117:

"Eeveelutions are pretty cool" giveaway
Hello, I remade and I think it’s time for a new rad giveaway o/ Thank you for the many people who have already followed me too!

You will win:
A brand new eevee 3DS XL.
Any eeveelution keychain of your choice
Any eeveelution plush of your choice under $40
Rules:

        Must be following me. I’m strictly Pokemon-only.
        Only reblogs count, liking can be used for bookmarking only
        No giveaway blogs or inactive sideblogs, meaning they don’t count
        You must give out your address so I can ship it to you, but that’s only after you win!
        If you’re under 16 make sure you have your parents consent I don’t wanna get in trouble.
        This is international, I pay for shipping.
        Winners will be chosen by a random generator
        If you do not respond within 48 hours it goes to the next one in line.
    It ends September 15th. Good luck.

route117:

"Eeveelutions are pretty cool" giveaway

Hello, I remade and I think it’s time for a new rad giveaway o/ Thank you for the many people who have already followed me too!

You will win:

  • A brand new eevee 3DS XL.
  • Any eeveelution keychain of your choice
  • Any eeveelution plush of your choice under $40

Rules:

  •         Must be following me. I’m strictly Pokemon-only.
  •         Only reblogs count, liking can be used for bookmarking only
  •         No giveaway blogs or inactive sideblogs, meaning they don’t count
  •         You must give out your address so I can ship it to you, but that’s only after you win!
  •         If you’re under 16 make sure you have your parents consent I don’t wanna get in trouble.
  •         This is international, I pay for shipping.
  •         Winners will be chosen by a random generator
  •         If you do not respond within 48 hours it goes to the next one in line.

    It ends September 15th. Good luck.

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

That second scream…

panfag:

For anon

panfag:

For anon

heauxmosexual:

ok but #boyfriendgoals,

heauxmosexual:

ok but #boyfriendgoals,

jackblogguy:

when he tells you to swallow but you were gonna spit

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